Openly jerking off with your friends and neighbors in the shower is probably unique to gay gyms, but everyone showerbates. I wonder. It became very strange. The water is warm. I grab some more soap, bite my lip and…. Oct 13, For the conceivable future, the all-gender blowout bar looks to be the only moderately intimate gym location where men and women are likely to mix.
I take a handful of the shower gel that the gym supplies in buckets and start lathering up.
This Is Why I Jerk Off at the Gym (Slightly NSFW)
A Matter of Taste Gyms, like black holes, resonate at a frequency. Get out a pair of scissors and cut the fob off my key ring right in front of everybody? Definitely against the health code. Privacy, they expect. Each day, thousands upon thousands of men in locker rooms nationwide struggle to put on their underwear while still covered chastely in shower towels, like horrible breathless arthropods molting into something tender-skinned.