It's okay, don't say anything. Log in or sign up in seconds. My dog did that to me once. I'll get mine later! Really though the trick to being the favorite, at least in my family, is just by saying "I'm the favorite.
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She ran past you. Become a Redditor and join one of thousands of communities. My girlfriend dies a little inside every time her cat runs past her and right to me when we get home. But they'll hang on to that memory of the time Uncle Carl took them to the amusement park for a lot longer! As an adult you should be able to get over it. My mom works and doesn't see him as often so grandpa is the favorite even though he is told no by grandpa more.